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I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:50

I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Or are you just a 12-year-old kid in Mom’s basement finding things to do in between masturbation sessions?

So, Jack, why don’t you get a life? Or maybe get a real job?

He’s here to bad-mouth the UK at every opportunity, using “questions” as his modus operandi.

Artists get better with age, e.g., painting. Yet when it comes to pop music, the famous work tends to be written when musicians are in their twenties. So, why aren't Bob Dylan or the Stones banging out amazing tunes now?

Oh look, it’s Jack again. Always claiming to be British, and clearly not British at all.

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